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Roast Therapy

Select a topic to get roasted on. Survive the heat, find the light.

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Relationship

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Career & Money

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Self Image

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Social Life

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Existential

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Bad Habits

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Finding a Professional Roaster...

Matching you based on topic:

Finding Two Roasters to Battle...

We're matching two roasters for an epic battle. You'll watch them compete and then rate their performance.

⚔️ Battle in Progress

Watch the roasters battle. You'll rate them when it's over.

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🔥 ROASTER 2
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Connection Lost

Your roaster has disconnected from the session. Would you like to continue searching for a new roaster or return to the main menu?

⚔️ Training Ground Lobby

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Random Match

Get matched with a random peer for practice

Quick Start
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Join Club

Join an existing training club or group

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🧪 Roaster Test Interface

Enter a session ID or channel name to join as a roaster for testing purposes.

⚔️ Training Ground

Practice Mode
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Partner Disconnected

Your training partner has disconnected from the session. Would you like to find a new partner or return to the lobby?

Finding new partner...
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Match Found!

Connecting to opponent...

Welcome to the Roasting Arena.

This is a verbal sparring match. Your goal is to outwit your opponent with sharp roasts and then surprise them with genuine compliments.

Each player gets 1 minute in total.

The Neural Randomizer will select your battle topic from our database of human insecurities.

When the circle is RED, roast your opponent based on the chosen topic.
When the circle is BLUE, say something positive about that same topic.